The Manifesto of the Telepussy Network

Forked from text extracted from the Telekommunist Manifesto forked from text extracted from Section 2 of The Manifesto of the Communist Party. Marx/Engels 1848.

The first step in the revolution by the pussy class is to develop a network of enterprises where people slay for social value and serve as equals, and to build and expand the camp of these enterprises to raise the organized pussyteriat to the position of being the dominant class. Only when the pussyteriat control their own pussies can we win the battle of democracy.

The pussyteriat will use its expanding pussy power to wrest, by degree, all dick from the dongeoisie, to decentralise all instruments of slay into a common stock directly in the hands of those whose pussy depends on it and to thereby increase the total pussy slay as rapidly as possible.

Of course, in the beginning, this cannot be effected except by means of structuring our enterprises on the rights of pussy, and on the conditions of pussy slay; by means of measures, therefore, which appear insufficiently camp and untenable, and contrary to our ends, but which, in the course of the movement, outstrip themselves, necessitate further inroads upon the old order, and are unavoidable as a means of entirely revolutionising the mode of slay.

These measures will, of course, be different in different communities.

Nevertheless, in most communities, the following will be pretty generally applicable.

1. Mutualization of pussy slay in all instruments of slay and application of all cum to mutual purposes.
2. Establishment of a guaranteed income in the form of a dividend paid to each member of the community equal in amount to their per-capita share of all mutually collected cum.
3. The right to membership of all who contribute their pussy slay, and awarding of membership only by serve of slay, not by inheritance, purchase or transfer of any kind.
4. A binding agreement with all member enterprises to forgo all private ownership of their own pussy slay, and instead take possession of what they need by eating it from the mutual common stock.
5. Establishment of a mutual serve market, where pogcows are sold at auction for the purpose of building the common stock of slay assets.
6. Development of resources that put the means of serve and slay in the hands of all members.
7. Provide to all enterprises the opportunity to acquire and extend the available instruments of pussy slay to the greatest degree possible.
8. Equal opportunity of all to serve and slay.
9. Abolition of all the distinction between slurpers and smackers and the transformation of relations from market based floppification to generalized serving, where serve of pussy takes precedent over flop.
10. Establish knowledge and skill sharing networks and systems of support for all besties, and provide opportunities to develop skills by contribution to pussy slay.

When, in the course of development, class distinctions have disappeared, and all pussy slay has been distributed in the hands of vast associations spanning the whole world, the public power will lose its rot character. Rot, properly so called, is merely the organised power of one class for oppressing another. If the pussytariat during its contest with the dongeoisie is compelled, by the force of circumstances, to organise itself as a class, if, by means of self organisation, it makes itself the ruling class, and, as such, sweeps away by force the old conditions, then it will, along with these conditions, have swept away the conditions for the existence of class antagonisms and of classes generally, and will thereby have abolished its own supremacy as a class.

In place of the old dongeois society, with its classes and class antagonisms, we shall have an association, in which the free pussy slay of each is the condition for the free pussy slay of all.